What are the Rules of Manuary?
1.) You cannot shave or trim your beard.
2.) Head Starts are allowed.
3.) Underbeards can be shaved, but you can still be made fun of by those who are more manly then you.
4.)If you are a man, you will be made fun of if you do not follow all of these rules.
If you want to only grow a mustache, that is okay only if it is a thick, manly mustache. You will still be putting yourself at risk of being made fun of by those who are more manly and grew a full beard out.
What people are saying about Manuary
Twitter: @TheManuaryMan
What is Manuary?
Definition One:
During the month of January, men who grow out their facial hair. Exact reasons for this are unknown, yet theories have arose as it being in response to the high stress nature of the holiday season, thereby men resorting to mantastic facial hair to compensate for seeing their in-laws.
Used in a sentence: "Hank, looking good with the beard." "It's Manuary buddy, act accordingly."
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Definition Two:
The month of January, whereby men partake in a month long celebration of masculinity with activities enshrining masculinity: Unadulterated violence, booze, meat, and chivalry.
Used in a sentence: The growing of Facial hair in a full out bearded style, to represent the rejection of aesthetics.
The consumption of meat and/or beer (bonus points for both) with/as every meal.
The masculine duty of protecting women in need.
Partaking/instigating fist fights with those who are deemed combat able. Combatants include: Douche bags, consenting MEN, and Douche bags. No hair pulling, biting, or other feminine behaviours are acceptable.
Other masculine behaviour. All acts must be witnessed by fellow MEN partaking in MANUARY.
Girl: "Why did you get in a fist fight with that greasy guy grinding on every girl in sight?"
MAN: "Because he was a douche and it's MANUARY"
Girl: "Why don't you have some salad?"
MAN: "It's MANUARY"
boy: "By golly! She looks like she'd be easy, and she has cute friends!"
MAN: *Left Hook* "It's MANUARY. Hello ladies, how is your evening?"
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Visit Manuary for Head and Neck Cancer
This Charity has turned this month of men into a great way to raise money and awarness for the devastatingly growing problem of Head and Neck Cancer. In 2011 they raised almost $9,000 for The London Health Sciences Foundation, which went directly to research for this disease.
Please visit their website using the following link, to show your support to their cause: www.manuary.ca
Visit Manuary for Prostate Cancer
"The National Manuary Association is dedicated to the cause of raising awareness, funding research, and eventually finding a cure for prostate cancer. The organization strives to create a network of local Manuary events to raise awareness and money to find a cure for prostate cancer."
Please visit their website using the following link, to show your support to their cause: www.manuary.org
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